Visiting Museums Pillows

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Put that light out!'

Woman knits a jumper for nude artwork.

A painting of the wind that actually creates a breeze.

'That's strange. No matter where I stand, the eyes seem to follow me.'

'You're ok luv...at best your snaps are just average.'

Man in art gallery looking at mouse hole with small pictures also hanging on wall.

Clam attack!!!

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'It's described here as Adonis with a weak bladder.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

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"If I thought it was any good I wouldn't be asleep would I !?!"

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

People watching the football in an art gallery.

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

"The expiration date says it will only be avant-garde for nine more years."

"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"If all sculptures that are offensive to look at should be destroyed then how come the Tate Modern is still standing?"

"Er, excuse me... My eyes are down here, pal!"

Optimism

"Well, you're no masterpiece yourself."

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

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A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

"No photography."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Do not touch. You just had to touch it, didn't you?

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.