Museum Hopping Pillows

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Party Animals.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

The Rise of Modern Art

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Then what happened?"