Museum Trips Pillows

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"It's OK. But it's not art."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The Rise of Modern Art

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."