Memorial Visitor Gifts

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"He didn't do squat for cats."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Monuments

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Halo Frisbee.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Veterans Day '20

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Fall in the Greek Temple

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Statue fishing.

You are not forgotten!

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

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