Memorial Site Visitor Gifts

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Monuments

Veterans Day '20

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Statue fishing.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'Who are you calling ancient?'

Benefactor of children

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'Thank You'

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

Thoughts about a comfort

Mount Rushmore Selfie

Daniel Chester French

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."