War Memorial Enthusiasts Gifts

'Thank You'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Forget what?'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Veterans Day '20

The Generals medals

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

England.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'I hear voices in my head.'

WW100

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We will remember them."

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'It's my only indulgence.'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

Brooklyn.

Memo Mania

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.