War Memorial Enthusiasts Pillows

'Thank You'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Forget what?'

Veterans Day '20

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The Generals medals

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

England.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

WW100

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"We will remember them."

Brooklyn.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'It's my only indulgence.'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."