Cemetery Visiting Gifts

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Productivity and Agriculture.

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Creepy Delivery.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Touch screen for bio.

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

He was always so sweaty.

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He did it my way."

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

He Watched Sports

Peace, Perfect Peace. There is now!

Roadkill Cemetery

"He was always so sweaty."

Grave: Entered a New Demographic.