Cemetery Tours Gifts

Epitaph: Life is wonderful. Without it you're dead.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

'Who are you calling ancient?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Tombstones with convention name tags

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Productivity and Agriculture.

Creepy Delivery.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He did it my way."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Peace, Perfect Peace. There is now!

He Watched Sports

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.