Cemetery Tours Gifts

Epitaph: Life is wonderful. Without it you're dead.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Who are you calling ancient?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Tombstones with convention name tags

Productivity and Agriculture.

Creepy Delivery.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Touch screen for bio.

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

He was always so sweaty.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He did it my way."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

Oakland cemetery: moved!

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

He Watched Sports