Exploring Cemeteries Gifts

Creepy Delivery.

Cemetery: One Way.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Bizarre sights.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Lucky to be born.

Tombstones with convention name tags

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'And this time, don't make a specter of yourself.'

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Will that be all, sir?"

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

"He did it my way."

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"You're not even listening, are you?!"