Exploring Cemeteries Gifts

Creepy Delivery.

Cemetery: One Way.

Pet Cemetery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Bizarre sights.

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Touch screen for bio.

'And this time, don't make a specter of yourself.'

Lucky to be born.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Will that be all, sir?"

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

Tomb of the Unknown Sculptor.

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

Oakland cemetery: moved!

He was always so sweaty.

"He did it my way."