Cemetery Enthusiast Gifts

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Veterans Day '20

The last word.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Too Much SOY

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Creepy Delivery.

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

The general loved animals.

Daniel Chester French

Touch screen for bio.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

He was always so sweaty.

Franz Liszt composer

War Memorial

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He did it my way."

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Roadkill Cemetery

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

Tomb of the unknown leftover