Cemetery Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I lived a prosperous, but frugal life.'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Veterans Day '20

The last word.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

'I told you that something was wrong with your cousin Wilbur.'

Creepy Delivery.

The general loved animals.

Daniel Chester French

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"He did it my way."

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

Roadkill Cemetery

Tomb of the unknown leftover