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'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

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'Let's see now...'

'Very funny!'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Our body parts

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'Whichever way you look at it gentlemen, the vagina is just one of life's big cul de sacs.'

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'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'

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"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Surgeons