Mortuary Aficionado Mugs

'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

'Very funny!'

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Our body parts

Fallopian Tube.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'Whichever way you look at it gentlemen, the vagina is just one of life's big cul de sacs.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Brain Wave Research Lab. No, Ernie, it doesn't mean that your brain has little, moving hands.

Surgeons