Tomb Enthusiast Gifts

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Check zombies.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Veterans Day '20

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Monster Baseball

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Zombie Problems

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Pinata Zombies

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Born of the Dead