Tomb Explorers Gifts

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Quantum Psychic

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Camp Wilderness.

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

"Will that be all, sir?"

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Oakland cemetery: moved!