Tomb Explorers Mugs

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Quantum Psychic

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Camp Wilderness.

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Will that be all, sir?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

'Nomad country'