Cemetery Visiting Pillows

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Too Much SOY

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Tombstones with convention name tags

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Creepy Delivery.

Productivity and Agriculture.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"He did it my way."

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

Peace, Perfect Peace. There is now!

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

He Watched Sports

Grave: Entered a New Demographic.

Justice

Roadkill Cemetery

"He was always so sweaty."