Cemetery Exploration Pillows

"He did it my way."

The last word.

Touch screen for bio.

Epitaphs To Die For

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Pet Cemetery.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

"This must be Easter Island!"

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

Just unburied.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'