Cemetery Seeker Pillows

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Too Much SOY

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Creepy Delivery.

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Gravedigger

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"He did it my way."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

Oakland cemetery: moved!

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Peace, Perfect Peace. There is now!

He Watched Sports