Cemetery Explorers Pillows

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Robert Manfred, 1932-2015. Finally I get the last word.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Monuments

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Pet Cemetery.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

The last word.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Too Much SOY

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Touch screen for bio.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

Creepy Delivery.

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

Just unburied.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'