Cemetery Explorer Pillows

Sign in a cemetery saying "Coming soon on this site - Oliver N. Dale 1884-?"

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Two gravestones sit next to each other in a cemetery; the small one reads "Kramer 1902-1976 R.I.P." and the large one reads "Sanderson 1906-1981 V.I.P.".

Shallow Grave Cemetery

Too Much SOY

Rusty's Secret Stash

I lose more girlfriends that way...

Roadkill Cemetery

Oakland cemetery: moved!

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Monuments

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Gone Fishing

Ventriloquist Grave

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Clown Painting in Museum

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Don't even think about it."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'