Cemetery Visits Pillows

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

Fred Penfeather - hatched 1934, scratched 1995.

Justice

"Poor Reggie, he never did see eye to eye with the Stonemason."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The last word.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Too Much SOY

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Tombstones with convention name tags

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Touch screen for bio.

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

Productivity and Agriculture.

Creepy Delivery.

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

Oakland cemetery: moved!

"He did it my way."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

He was always so sweaty.

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'