Visiting Gravesites Pillows

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

The last word.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Bath Bonfire

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Who are you calling ancient?'

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Just unburied.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

Productivity and Agriculture.

Touch screen for bio.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Creepy Delivery.

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Will that be all, sir?"