Cemetery Exploration Prints

"He did it my way."

The last word.

Epitaphs To Die For

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"This must be Easter Island!"

Pranking Zombies

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

Too Much SOY

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."