Visiting Memorials Gifts

R Pennyworth - Didn't put all his eggs in one basket.

"He was a very good boy."

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Dog Statue

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"We will remember them."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

The unknown soldier: war grave.

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'Who are you calling ancient?'

'Thank You'

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

Productivity and Agriculture.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Creepy Delivery.

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Memorial Day

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"