Visiting Memorials Gifts

R Pennyworth - Didn't put all his eggs in one basket.

"He was a very good boy."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Forget what?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Dog Statue

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"We will remember them."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

'Who are you calling ancient?'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Thank You'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Last Canadian WW1 veteran has passed: Lest we forget.

Productivity and Agriculture.

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Creepy Delivery.

Memorial Day

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"He loved Vegas."