Memorial Site Visitor Pillows

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Monuments

Veterans Day '20

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Statue fishing.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Benefactor of children

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'Who are you calling ancient?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Thank You'

Mount Rushmore Selfie

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

Daniel Chester French

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

Thoughts about a comfort

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."