Memorial Visitor Pillows

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"He didn't do squat for cats."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Michael Jackson

Monuments

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Halo Frisbee.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Veterans Day '20

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

You are not forgotten!

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Statue fishing.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."