Memorial Admirer Pillows

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

Statue fishing.

Benefactor of children

Remote, Distant, Aloof.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

The DaVinci Code

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You know too much,'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Veterans Day '20

Redecorating Easter Island.

Elusive Shadow.

Hillary Clinton

Pisa Hut.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Hares looking at Euclid

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Meet The Ghostwriter