Tombstone Enthusiast Prints

"Damn it!...I've forgotten his name."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Juggler and Illusionist

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Veterans Day '20

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Used wheels

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I get it!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Michelangelo's David

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'