Stone Enthusiasts Prints

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Used wheels

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

About the potter.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I call it angle-poise"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Is the fire included?'

Pottery

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'