Stone Enthusiasts Prints

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Used wheels

About the potter.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Pottery

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'