Tombstone Traveler Prints

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cherub on a cloud

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Subway Library

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

I had better days. R.I.P.

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

COVID 22

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

The goblin and the sexton

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'

Get back down here, Terry, everybody's staring.

Egyptian Card Play.

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.