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'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Cherub on a cloud

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Subway Library

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

I had better days. R.I.P.

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

COVID 22

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

The goblin and the sexton

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'

Get back down here, Terry, everybody's staring.

Here lies Alexander 'Shut up I know what I'm doing' Jackson 1949 - 1984.