Quirky Tombstone Collector T-Shirts

'I think he would have wanted it that way.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Barristers

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."