Cemetery Art Pillows

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Funeral for a Cartoonist

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

Creepy Delivery.

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

Gravedigger

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"He did it my way."

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

He Watched Sports

Epitaphs To Die For

Justice

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.