Cemetery Art Mugs

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Pet Cemetery.

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Creepy Delivery.

Touch screen for bio.

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

The mortician's lunch-box.

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Gravedigger

'Tomb of the unkown Scottish goalie.'

"He did it my way."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

"First, let me say how much I appreciate your 6-foot social distancing."

Andy Griffith Tombstone.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

He Watched Sports

She knew you too well. Other side, stupid.

"It's so nice just to be dead for the summer."

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Epitaphs To Die For

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''