Mourning A Loss Gifts

Day of the Dead 2021

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Life after death

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

Postcards from Heaven...

"Your husband says BOO!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Sorry, wrong room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown