Loss And Grieving Gifts

"Just get over it. That's what I did." Bob turns a tragic loss into a lame attempt at helping others cope.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Grief counselling'

"What? Too soon?"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Sorry, wrong room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."