Grieving Process Gifts

"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."

"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."

"I haven't had the heart to tell him yet."

"Dad, it's okay to use the word 'died.'"

"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Woman sees inscription on grave stone stating: It's Okay. I Expected This.

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"Sorry, wrong room."

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"He had a full two weeks."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'