Grieving Process Pillows

"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."

"Dad, it's okay to use the word 'died.'"

"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."

'Kind of makes you wonder what he'll do next for attention.'

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Woman sees inscription on grave stone stating: It's Okay. I Expected This.

"You said that there were a lot of things you hadn't said to your husband before he died. Well you will be able to soon...."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"Sorry, wrong room."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"He had a full two weeks."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

'Touching.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.