Memorial Services Mugs

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Francis P. Weston 1935-2001: I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

"He was a very good boy."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Michael Jackson

Monuments

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Halo Frisbee.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Veterans Day '20

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Cricketer's funeral

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

You are not forgotten!