Memorial Service Innovator Gifts

The gardener is laid to rest....

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Romantic Glass Blower

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Cricketer's funeral

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Existence 2.0

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Remembering All The American Idols.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Funeral for a Cartoonist

What if animals made roadside memorials?