Memorial Service Innovator Gifts

The gardener is laid to rest....

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Romantic Glass Blower

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Cricketer's funeral

'Oh no! I forgot to change his ring tone to the funeral march!'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Too Many Genocides

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Existence 2.0

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Remembering All The American Idols.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Funeral for a Cartoonist

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

What if animals made roadside memorials?