Memorial Tech Gifts

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Michael Jackson

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Monuments

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Pet Cemetery.

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

Veterans Day '20

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

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'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Too Many Genocides

You are not forgotten!

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Binary Meditation.

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"He's still in therapy."