Memorial Tech Prints

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Monuments

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Veterans Day '20

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

You are not forgotten!

Binary Meditation.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"He's still in therapy."