Memorial Maker Prints

Too Many Genocides

Honoring Pandemic Victims

+6 Million Covid Deaths

"Chip off the old block."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

My First Camera

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Michael Jackson

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'Forget what?'

Pet Cemetery.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

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Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Origins of a family tradition.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."