Digital Memorialist Gifts

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Connected to Technology.

Early Programmers.

"I'll never forget you."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

How to create a password you can remember...

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Remembering All The American Idols.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

Do Not Disturb

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

Monk on PC.

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'