Virtual Memorializers Gifts

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

"He was a very good boy."

Michael Jackson

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Communication

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"I still maintain an online presence."

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

I know they told me not to bark

You are not forgotten!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

Dog Statue

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"He's still in therapy."