Virtual Memorializers Pillows

"He was a very good boy."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Forget what?'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Communication

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"I still maintain an online presence."

You are not forgotten!

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Dog Statue

"He's still in therapy."