Digital Memorial Enthusiast Pillows

Facebook Grave

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Veterans Day '20

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Hi again

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

You may now update your Facebook status.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"What's creaking...you or the floor?"