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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

My First Camera

Michael Jackson

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

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Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'He never listened to his mother!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Pictures of your family?'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

You are not forgotten!

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Too Many Genocides

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I still maintain an online presence."